Again, Anita Scoop has filed by from the ether, but we night reporters don’t care any more, we’re filing this from the pub. She tells us that Norwich stands for Knickers off; ready when I come home. The Barry Cryer fact checkers say that is untrue. Tuesday Addams, it turns…
Again, Anita Scoop has filed by phone. We’re the night reporters and have taken her toplines but we do think that eventually she’s going to need to get back to her day job and stop riding around with that vicar. Anyway, here’s what she told us. Vince Prawn and Anne…
Two doves were Killed on Monday as part of a sacrifice at Sister Margaret Iphegenia’s funeral. She was buried with the dead birds, two tissues and some polo mints along with the tears that fell from the eyes of her friends and several town people. Elsewhere more non-Euclidean geometry was…
A nun and a gardener got married on Sunday, said local Barry news reporters Conner and Iona. Mr Gardener gave Sister Margaret flowers and it made her very happy, so much so, she ran off in excitement. He then went to his bedroom, which was full of flowers. There he…
A torrid night out with roulette and 6-D entertainment ended in darkness for religious devotee Sister Margaret after a game of truth or dare – with guns. Matt Finish accompanied the sister, spurred her on, after a confession of the son the Sister had by Odin. Five empty carriages clicked…
Marianne Reasonable and her brother Brenden were just going to sell Ever After Manor to Pontius Green after losing a gamble on a crotch led stick ball game. However, Lara Never After using one of three wishes to re-install the Never Afters back into leadership at Ever After Manor. “The ever…
Wedding goers and ghosts alike were were gobsmacked on Saturday for the supposed wedding of when Randall Spike turned away from Isla Prove right smack dab in the middle of his wedding in order to kiss his best friend, Abi Jection instead. The choir swelled in song and confusion as…
Well, readers sometimes this reporter is wrong. The bride-to-be Isla Prove did show up, but worries still arise as to whether or not she’ll stick. While drunk (and everything else) at her “hen do” the eager bride to be did mention she was being pursued by the FBI and the…
Another bride has yet to show up at Ever After Manor, possibly etching a second notch for the bride no shows at the (not cursed anymore) venue. If Isla did not show up, the score would be brides 2, grooms nil poi. None the less, a Mr Boots-n- -Kaäts shed a…
Six hours before the end of the world Sister Margret (and all of the people inside her) led Dr Bird, Knight Powell and Aeris Tottle into the restricted section of the library in order to find the solution and the root of global and metaphysical conflict. She could enter the…