Scoop’s Scoops | The Chaos Continues

Again, Anita Scoop has filed by phone. We’re the night reporters and have taken her toplines but we do think that eventually she’s going to need to get back to her day job and stop riding around with that vicar. Anyway, here’s what she told us.

Vince Prawn and Anne Apparition have decided to drive together to Vince’s death so that they can be married and truly touch each other for the first time.

Tuesday was killed by Saint John Cinnamon and left this earth in intensely beautiful song. 

Pierre de la Terre served Marilyn Monroe, Eddie Izzard and Jonathan Price and even came out in a shirt to ask about their meal.

Sister Margaret Iphigenia spoke to God about the difference between improv and storytelling but she’s going to have to make an exchange with God.

The exchange was thus: rid the mysterious evil from Ever After Manor silent movie style. 

Several clones died.  

Sister Margaret killed herself too and her ambitions to be pope – sacrificing herself so that others could live. 

Then in painting back together  the house, Matt Finish broker his paint brush, and died.

The story continues, but only for one last episode. 

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