Again, Anita Scoop has filed by from the ether, but we night reporters don’t care any more, we’re filing this from the pub.
She tells us that Norwich stands for Knickers off; ready when I come home. The Barry Cryer fact checkers say that is untrue.
Tuesday Addams, it turns out, is living. She had a rod sticking out of her arm but had it removed at the Christopher Walkin hospital. She recovered and then killed them all, feeding on their blood. Then she went off to play D&D with her human friend, Dr Bird.
Pierre de Terre was exorcised by a rap from Reverend Brown.
Mark Mywords and Foxy Violet; Bingo Flapjack and Bootsen-Kätsen-Bootsenkätsen; and Anita and Reverand Brown were married.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson went back to Baker Street for a small glass of port.
Cheers were heard as Imogen Winbin Cinomanson stood in glory.
Vince Prawn and Anne Apparition had sex.
Night Powell walked the grounds contemplating “the condensations of the life particular to us.”
Matt Finish wished for his last wish that the pope didn’t have to have a willy.