Wedding goers and ghosts alike were were gobsmacked on Saturday for the supposed wedding of when Randall Spike turned away from Isla Prove right smack dab in the middle of his wedding in order to kiss his best friend, Abi Jection instead.
The choir swelled in song and confusion as mum looked on perturbed and the beautiful bride cottoned onto the realisation that he wouldn’t be putting ring on it.
Meanwhile offshore 150,000 lobsters, reckoned to be the entire population of the sea, disappeared from Norwich waters earlier in the day.
The town council refused to comment on whether homeless people would be eating them once they were cooked or whether they’d be thrown back into the sea.
The story continues.