Several things happened in the town but our main reporter Anita Scoop phoned in the toplines, too tired (and distracted?!) to find active verbs.
Dr Cranberry is now a vampire
Secondary Characters have led a revolt, led by a heartbroken Kathryn Hepburn
Deliveries in the town have all started to arrive at a 3x pace
Tuesday Addams is now a vampire, but might try and rescue Mark My Words
Imogen Winvin Cinomanson faces the dangers of the four clones of her brother
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are hot on the tracks of an evil tree buried in the house of Ever After Manor
Matt Finish painter and decorator extraordinaire has lost his brush
Night Powell has accepted grudgingly, the porters.
He’s also an Anne Rice reader.
Dr Cranberry has something seriously wrong with him
Sister Margaret still wants to be pope and is going to bring the Vatican to Norwich